What forms of payment do you accept?

Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover (whatever the hell that is) PayPal and blind trusts. 


Do I need a PayPal account to buy stuff?

No. You can pay with a credit or debit card, just as you do on other sites.


How secure is it?

Very.  Everything’s processed through PayPal or Stripe, two of the most secure payment gateways around. They use the highest level of encryption and data security to make sure your details are protected and feel loved.



Shipping & Returns


How long will it take to get my order?

We generally pack and ship your order within 1 business day and then it usually takes another 4-7 days to arrive after that (Australia Post willing). For international orders, allow 2-3 weeks. 

What’s your return policy?

If your item arrives broken or damaged, contact us at [email protected] and we’ll organise a refund or send out a new product. 





Do you share my details with anyone else?

Only with Peter Dutton, but he has no idea what to do with it, so you're fine.