Peter Dutton’s Full Nuclear Energy Policy Detail

Costed at $17 billion but available to you for the still ridiculously over-valued price of $19.95, Peter Dutton’s Nuclear Energy Policy includes a crisp white piece of 90gsm paper with the words ‘Peter Dutton’s Nuclear Energy Policy: Full Detail’ printed on the top.

This must-have item includes the Coalition’s full cost-benefit analysis, all transcripts from community consultation, plans for waste storage, as well as the complete records of every meeting that has taken place with State Governments about placing nuclear reactors in their jurisdictions.

It’s the perfect way to distract your friends and family from the fact you haven’t bought them a proper present this Christmas.

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